exciting job

okay,i do not want to work. i do not even think i can work. this would be why i am on disability. however things have gotten rather grim here at casa castella so off i go on an interview tomarrow. for what position you might ask? what position could a old fat heavily tattooed loser with no education hope to win? Phone sex operator, of course oh god please help me. tomarrow is my interview i'll keep you all posted.